Not Me Monday's

Okay I have the best one ..

I did not get my 14 month old out of my bed this morning, because his cloth diaper was wet, and go to change him into another... but before I changed him, I got some nuddy snuggles from my boy, and laid him on my chest with him in bed which was so nice (I don't like that he is getting so so big...) AND WHAT DOES HE DO>> HE PEES ON ME!!! OMG, I was laughing so hard.. I would never even think that my boy would pee on me...LOL

I did not come home the other night from dropping off my babysitter to my whole house full of smoke and the pizza on the slated cookie sheet on top of the gas burner was on fire and in flames.. To realize that my dog must have jumped up to get the pizza and turned on the gas to ignite it.. Thank God for Small favors.. and Not to one self "DON'T Leave pizza out in plain sight not covered on top of the gas burner for your dog to try to snag, while not at the house.....

I so did not work an overnight on Thursday, not sleep then for 24 hours and proceeded to move my family to a new house the next day.. I went to bed feeling so weird.... thinking how much I LOVE sleep. ME love sleep that is not me..


I absolutely did not leave all my xmas shopping to do until the last minute, hoping that some magic fairy was going to finish it for me.. Oh maybe I should wake up from that unrealistic dream and get shopping..

LOL
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